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Last week I was at an oyster bar and had to drop a load really bad. Turns out there was only one stall, and it was being used by Barack Obama. I couldn’t wait a second longer — nor did I want to disturb our future chief’s B.M. — so I squatted over the wicker wastebasket by the sink. After a minute the generous and understanding diplomat tossed his roll of toilet paper over the stall door. As the T.P. landed softly into my cupped hands, Obama said, “Looks like you’re gonna need that a lot more than I will.”
— American Jewgolo
